this as real life incident from my school. I was in 6th standard that time. A hindi class was going on and our sir was teaching us a story about a Pandit. At the same time a boy sitting near the window was constantly looking outside instead of paying attention to the Teacher.

Sir said 'Woh pandit bahot garib tha. Use uski biwi gali deti thi. Uske pass paisa nahi tha. Ek din woh mandir mein gaya aur dukhi ho kar bhagwaan se bola.....'

Just at that time he saw the boy looking outside and he continued with the sentence

aur dukhi hokar bhagwaan se bola, ABEY GADHE KABHI IDHAR BHI TO DHYAAN DE.

The whole class was awestruck and then we realised the joke there was uproar in the whole class.